What Are They Thinking?
One of the main reasons I have a personal site it to bring attention to the unimaginable, inexcusable shit I run across on a regular basis.
I obviously make no apologies for the ranting and language. Sometimes the only thing some people respond to is total and complete shame and believe me these people deserve it. John Oliver would agree.
Don’t believe me?
Please God, please let natural selection kick in! Here let me help it along by helping other people know about them. Perhaps I’ll have the good fortune of having these developers actually find this shit list. But we all know they just won’t care. They’ve already been paid.
Uh, yeah. 404.
I take solace in the fact that anyone stupid enough to actually pay these morons a dime for their “service” deserves what they get. And frankly, I’m glad they made themselves known.
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Yeah, not only unreadable, they are stupid enough to actually choose to use Word fucking Press for it. You will likely have to work hard to resist the violent urge to hack this shit and take it completely off the Internet.
Shit always smells better when under the sun. I stumbled upon this heaping pile of 403 Forbidden nginx error while researching Bash v.s. Zsh. (Of course you can guess what shell they prefer.) Here’s a hint. Their “services” include (and I’m not making this up):
- WordPress (most hackable web platform on planet Earth)
- E-Commerce (does anyone say that word anymore?)
- Mobile Apps (“What’s a service worker?”)
- Logo Design (of course)
- Joomla Design (had to add “Joolma” to my dict)
- Flash (what the actual fuck?!)
Kinda makes a guy not want to read any thing else these people have to say. (See how I said “people” and not “morons”. I am improving.)
Nothing says I’m a dumb ass more than having the mantra “Where the World Meets Developers” on your site full of articles and documentation that cannot be accessed by a text browser or fetched with curl (or indexed for that matter). It’s no surprise that the idiots behind DevOps.com not only cannot adequately draw the distinction between DevOps and being an SRE but that their “developers” are stupid enough to build their entire web site on WordPress.
God it takes everything in me from hacking the shit out of them. Such hubris and cluelessness must not go unpunished. This content is objectively bad for humanity.
I mean seriously who actually says things like “where the world meets developers”? What pointy-haired moron came up with that one. At least true engineers will see all the red flags and know to steer far, far away from anything they have to say. Darwin’s law in action.